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When it hits you that this is the perfect tee... The clean white canvas carries a small, centered chest graphic with a deadpan joke and a bloody illustration, giving the shirt a minimalist, slightly ironic personality. It sits relaxed on the body with a classic crew neckline and a comfortable, lived-in feel — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be casual but thoughtful. Wear it to coffee shops, low-key hangouts, or on lazy weekends when a subtle laugh feels right.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps the back stable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with no seam for lasting shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that prints crisply and feels durable
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat