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A soft, classic crewneck tee with a dry, witty line printed on the chest—subtle humor for people who like their statements quiet but sharp. The lightweight cotton feels familiar and breathable, while clean lines and a tubular knit body keep the silhouette simple and wearable every day. The small, centered text sits in a calm blue that reads like a knowing aside rather than a shout, making this shirt easy to pair with jeans, a cardigan, or layered under a jacket. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to provoke a smile without trying too hard—comfortable, honest, and a little clever.
Product features
- Shoulder twill tape for stable seams and reduced stretching
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with no seam for long-lasting shape retention
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed text
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "I have a clean conscience. It's never been used." Minimalist Funny Tee
$19.00
Product features
- Shoulder twill tape for stable seams and reduced stretching
- Tubular, side-seam-free construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with no seam for long-lasting shape retention
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print for crisp, detailed text
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat