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Soft, straightforward, and quietly funny — this classic crew tee carries a simple hand-drawn face and the line: “I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.” It’s the kind of shirt that reads like a personal joke: low-key, self-aware, and oddly comforting. Wear it when you’re lounging with friends, running errands, or layered under a flannel for a casual evening out. The relaxed fit and smooth-print surface keep the design front-and-center without shouting for attention. This tee feels lived-in from the first wear and becomes a small, familiar part of your everyday rotation.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the back
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less waste
- High-elastic ribbed collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- DTG and DTF printed details with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat